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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
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I will just sit here and pray I won’t need to say it to anyone…
I laughed waaay too hard.
Oh my GOD
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Singapore Sling
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 30 ml Gin
- 15 ml Cherry Liquor
- 120 ml Pineapple Juice
- 15 ml Lime Juice
- 10 ml Grenadine
- Ice
- Soda Water
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients but soda water in a cocktail shaker. Shake well. Strain into a glass. Top with soda water. Garnish with pineapple wedge, lime wedge, and maraschino cherry. Serve.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
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Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.
HAHAAHH
pppppppatrick kk ……. …